I found these 2 papers.  One is Ethan’s News.  The other one is Jacob’s News.  I’m sure you can guess who wrote what:

News!

1. In Petco theirs a dog that cost twenty six dollars!
2. The bank exsploded on Thursday on Main street!
3. The robbers killed (apparently he lost his train of thought)

News!

1. The bank 20261 is in order, so far it has $3.76.
2.  The bank only takes pennies, nickles, quarters, and dollars.  We also include dimes.

I just love reading the kid’s school papers.  Here is one about heaven.  They were supposed to write some questions that they had about heaven.  I’ve been laughing about this one all day:

Will thar be anomls?
How will my nads be?

Okay, here is a story by Ethan.  It’s titled “The Boy who liked Jokes”:

Once upon a time there was a boy who liked jokes.  This is his favrit.  What did the hotdog say when he crossed the finish line.  I’m the weaner!  He laughed so much he fell in the river.  He floated intil he was full of hot air.  He got so fat he turned into a bubble.  And floated untill he popped and fell in a bush.  And his mouth was full of leaves.  And he sneased it into his mothers window and his mother said did you no just what you did you spowyowled are chochlet bush.  Than boy lafed and did it again intill try fly why the house was chocklet.

Grace wrote this one:

Abraham Lincoln is a grat President.  piple called him honest Abe.  He was vary brave.

Here is a patriotic essay by Ethan:

“The Red, White and Blue”
Our flag is a beautiful symbol of America’s freedom.  Our flag has 50 stars 13 stripes 7 red stripes and 6 white stripes.  It stands for America’s freedom.  My flag is special to me because it stands very tall.  I take off my cap and put it over my heart when I see my flag.  We must take very good care of our flag.  It reminds me of the people who fought for our country.   I love my flag very much.  I am proud to show my flag.